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Conquer hell and rule as cute kitten demon princess!

Conquer hell and rule as cute kitten demon princess! published on

Conquer hell and rule as cute kitten demon princess!

Roll result: 1
Rewards bought: +2, -3 = -1
Result: 1 - 1 = 0, CRITICAL FAIL!

Enough wallowing in self-pity! Since you’re here anyway, might as well take over Hell!

This task may seem hard, but contrary to popular belief, Hell isn’t filled with demons; it’s just full of cats because all dogs go to heaven for some reason.

The Hellcats are fine with this since it’s warm everywhere (nap in any place!), and the tortured screams of eternal suffering reverberating throughout Hell just feels so… right (improves naps!).

You notice a Hellcat with a painful looking whip walking by. You recall one of them explaining that these poor souls have damned themselves because they believed Hell should be about eternal suffering, which the Hellcats are perfectly happy to fulfill for them.

Anyway, enough thinking, it’s time for some action! You quickly pick yourself up and… plan your next move.

If someone wants to conquer hell, the most obvious choice would be to head over to the Citadel of Despair and challenge the current Overlord. Now that you know what to do, you run towards the Citadel as fast as you can. The portal closes behind you with a wink.

You arrive at the Gate of Grief, and tell the two Hellguards there that you’re here to fight the Overlord.

Both of them say “Oooooh!” while looking at each other excitedly. They talk for a moment, then one of them beckons you to come inside.

After walking through the winding halls of the Citadel, you finally stand before The Weeping Throne.

The Overlord of Hell -The Infernal Sovereign, The Devourer of Sins, The Void of Hope, looms over you.

Well, not really looming, he’s only catnapping. And everyone just calls him Smokey. He’s fine with that though since it’s his real name afterall.

You point triumphantly and shout that you’re here to seize the Throne. Smokey wakes up and calmly gazes at you, then telepathically shows you horrifying visions of your dad getting killed.

Looks like you’ve bitten off more than you can chew. One does not simply decide to take over Hell.

You barely manage to control yourself before destroying everything in the vicinity, but you understood his point so you decide to give up. For now.

Smokey shakes his head. He mentally tells you that he’ll only let you off if you give up your collar (and thus your powers) and stay here to serve as a Hellcat, or else bad things are going to happen to your dad.

What will you do?

Author's note: Uh, try to keep commands simpler/have less steps next time please.

Changelog – 11/16/2015

Changelog – 11/16/2015 published on

Added a widget below the chat that shows the rewards/modifiers bought for the next page.

Reward changes:

  • Changed names of some of the rewards. Now they're like spells:
    • "Reroll" is now "Change Fate"
    • "Reroll on Fail" is now "Second Chance"
    • "Reroll on Success" is now "Jinx"
  • Slightly buffed Minuses - Minus 2 is the minimum, Minus 4 is the maximum. Changed it because Myan just has too amazing luck/skill (needing at least a 7 to succeed, even if it's a poor success)
  • Added "Clairvoyance" to rewards - Allows everyone to see the next roll in advance.
  • Added icons to rewards

I have additional ideas for rewards: like making the next page colored, additional dice, or making critical fails more likely every page until a critical fail happens, but I kinda don’t want to implement it since it might be too much work… what do you guys think?


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Roll result: 2 - Fail!

You trip on something while exiting the portal, causing you to fall on your face. It hurts, physically and emotionally, aside from the fact that you are also now in Hell.

You don’t feel like standing up, although you really should if you want to get out before They notice and the portal closes.

Throw your wand at the portal

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Throw your wand at the portal. That’s how that works, right?

Roll result: 8 + 1 (9) - Poor Success!

The portal’s normally opened by chanting an incantation but hey, maybe there are other ways to open it, right? Like say, by throwing your wand at it. Who knows, maybe it will work or not, and it might even be a better method of opening it!

You hold your wand by the handle and carefully aim at the tree… then you throw it as hard as you can.

And by hard, I mean really really hard since you’re a lot stronger than a normal human being. Oh, and you’ve used the wand as a bludgeon countless times before, so you’re not worried about the wand becoming damaged at all – it’s magic you see.

Bright as a star and faster than a bullet, the wand hurtles toward the tree and slices it in half. The wand then smashes through the wall behind it, and several houses in its path. The sound of screams and destruction echo in the distance.

Whoops. You hope it didn’t hit anyone you know or care about.

You notice some glowing coming from the remains of the tree, and see a small portal has formed on top of the stump. It has barely enough space for you if you jump in with your human/catgirl form. Usually, the tree takes the form of an arch after saying the incantation, but it looks like that won’t be possible anytime soon. At least throwing the wand worked and you learned a new attack, hurray!

You unsummon the wand from wherever it’s flying, and jump into the portal before it closes, and before anyone notices where the trail of destruction started from.

Go outside and visit the one that gave you your powers

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Realize you have not checked on the one that gave you your powers yet today. You should probably go outside and visit her.

Roll result: 12 - Success!

Feeling a little pumped up from dancing, you decide to pay Hibi-Hibi, err, Queen Hibiscus a visit – who knows, there might be something else you can do over there. You wave goodbye to your dad and go outdoors.

It’s quite warm and bright today. As you step out into the sunlight, you briefly consider taking a nap on one of the sunny spots you’ve noticed. “Maybe next time then!” you say, before letting out a yawn.

You approach Hibi’s tree. It looks just like an ordinary tree that you can find anywhere, but it’s actually a portal to another world.

You ready your wand to open the portal…

Do a baton dance with the wand!

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Do a baton dance with the wand!

Roll result: 15 - Success!

You might as well show-off since your wand is already out.

You gracefully twirl and dance around the room with your wand, complete with some fancy ballet moves like pirouettes and cabrioles, not that you really know what they’re called. You also throw in some backflips and somersaults for good measure.

You finish your performance with a bow, to your dad’s applause. He’s quite impressed since you managed to do all that in a small room.

You’re a little out of breath, but all this applause and prancing around cheered you up.

Turn your dad into a magical girl

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Turn your dad into a magical girl.

Roll result: 4 - Fail!

It would be welcome to have backup from someone you trust during your fights, even if your Dad becomes your Mom. Now that you think about it, this makes you feel a little happy. And maybe if you’re thirsty, he’ll… well, she’ll give you something to drink.

You summon your wand that’s stored in your collar, and start casting a spell.

But your dad looks at you, and then to the spray bottle he’s keeping near him.

eh, you’re not really in the mood to have a mom, er, an ally anyway. Really.

Now, you’re just awkwardly standing there holding the wand.


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POSE! You’re a Magicat Girl, you have to pose often! It’s, like, the law or something. The law of girls with magic powers.

Roll result: 15 - Success!

You decide to work on your posing – after all, they’re important for various things in life. Like begging for treats, or fighting evil monsters.

First, you do your ultimate cute pose. It has served you well when mooching food from strangers, or making your enemies hesitate before kicking them in the pants.

Next, you ready your combat stance. You are so totally ready even if you’re suddenly attacked like right… NOW!

Finally, you strike a cool pose. If Cruz was here, he’d say “Awesomeness just oozes out of your every orifice”, and you’d agree.

All your posing has attracted your dad’s attention from the other end of the room. He’s wondering what’s gotten into you this time.

You are Myan

You are Myan published on

You are Myan, a Magical Girl.

You were just a normal stray cat when one day, you were adopted by your human dad, Keith.

Sometime later, you were given amazing powers by Hibi-Hibi to save the world The Philippines or something.

You’d rather spend your time eating or napping, but you’ve managed to do your mission properly and defeat every opponent you’ve faced so far.

You are currently in your (and dad’s) room and blankly staring at a wall in because you felt like it.

What will you do?

How to Play

How to Play published on

This game/interactive comic relies on your comments/commands to progress the story. I’ll try to update once a day from Monday to Friday, but no promises since I do have the main comic to work on.

How to participate

To participate in the comic, you’ll need to create an account in Solid Opinion, the comments system Magicat Girl is using. Do this by going to any comic page (like the first page) and then scrolling down to the comments section.

Afterwards, you can leave a comment, vote up/down comments, and use Rewards. You can also do other stuff in the comments section as well.

Game Mechanics

  • I’ll choose the topmost comment according to reputation and votes. Note that votes matter more than reputation.
  • If someone pins a comment to the top (if I notice it that is), I’ll consider that the winning comment. It costs 200 points per hour though.
  • I will not consider the added/modified comment from remarks.
  • If the commands available are just too asinine, Myan might ignore it or I’ll make some stuff up.
  • After a command has been chosen, there’s a chance for the action to succeed or fail. This is determined by a roll of virtual d20 (20-sided die). To keep things simple and fun, I’ve decided that:
    • 1: Critical/Epic Fail, extremely bad or hilarious results.
    • 2-6: Fail.
    • 7-10: Poor Success. Action succeeds, but just barely.
    • 11-15: Success.
    • 16-19: Great Success. It went better than expected.
    • 20: Critical/Epic Success, something awesome happens.

Rules when commenting

  • Type in commands as if you’re commanding Myan.
  • Be civil with each other.
  • Don’t post NSFW images and videos.
  • No sockpuppeting please.
  • Not exactly a rule, but don’t downvote someone just because they downvoted you. No hard feelings m’kay?

Great commands are

  • Simple
  • Specific
  • Original
  • Have proper spelling and grammar
  • Funny, cool, interesting, and/or awesome
  • Keeps the story moving forward

Using your points/reputation

After registering for a new account, you’ll get 10 points to spend. You’ll need these points to leave comments (each comment costs 1 point) and do various things in the comments section.

Fun examples include: temporarily forcing someone to change their name or profile picture, leaving an emotion, or adding remarks, images, or videos to anyone’s comments.

On the somewhat serious side, you can use your points to vote up/down comments (even your own) multiple times, disallow someone from commenting, reduce someone’s points, or even pin a comment to the top. These effects can be quite expensive however. You can find more detailed info in the Help tab in the comments section.

While comments and votes dictate Myan’s next action, the dice roll affects the outcome. You can modify the dice roll through the Rewards tab in the comments section.

You can also transfer your points to another commenter if you want to pool points together for a Reward or effect.

How to receive points by

  • You automatically get 1 point every day
  • +3 for visiting the site (once per day)
  • +2 for receiving a reply
  • +5 for receiving a vote up
  • +10 for being the first commenter
  • +10 for sharing to a social network (per click on the link)


After earning a certain amount of points, you’ll advance in rank. Reaching a rank can earn you free effects. To maintain the achieved rank, however, your point balance must not drop.

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